SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear permanently out of office
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Permanently Out of Office Classic Hoodie
$48
Permanently Out of Office Sweatshirt
$40
Permanently Out of Office White Mug
$15
Permanently Out of Office Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Regifted Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Cat in a Box Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Worth Stealing Tote Bag
$40
Nobody Asked for This White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Please update your expectations accordingly.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.