SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today, santa
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Not Today, Santa Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today, Santa Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today, Santa Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Not Today, Santa White Mug
$15
EIGHT NIGHTS OF ATTITUDE
more latkes. more light.
The rest of the Hanukkah crew, ready for the party.

Menorasaurus Youth T‑Shirt
$25

My Menorah Brings All the Lights to the Yard Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

Oy to the World Tote Bag
$40

Spin Responsibly White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Wrong house, big guy.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for all-day comfort and everyday adventures.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















