nobody asked for this tank top
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SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
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Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
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“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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