nobody asked for this sweatshirt
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SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
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Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
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“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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