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Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Nobody Asked for This Classic Hoodie
$48
Nobody Asked for This Sweatshirt
$40
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$15
Nobody Asked for This Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
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“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
“Nobody Asked for This” pairs bold lettering with an opossum taking the most dramatic possible approach to opting out: belly up, paws loose and tongue out. Clean black-and-white cartoon artwork makes the message wonderfully clear. For reluctant participants, overwhelmed optimists and anyone whose first response to another obligation is a full-body refusal.
Please respect this very convincing performance.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
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