no spring chicken (classic) relaxed crop top
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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