SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear no spring chicken
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
No Spring Chicken (Lounging) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
No Spring Chicken (Classic) Classic Hoodie
$48
No Spring Chicken (Classic) Sweatshirt
$40
No Spring Chicken (Classic) White Mug
$15
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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