moister than an oyster sweatshirt
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A moister than an oyster sweatshirt: weird, mildly inappropriate and best delivered with no context. Uncomfortable? Maybe. Memorable? Absolutely. “Moister Than an Oyster” is weird, mildly inappropriate, and best delivered with absolutely no context. For anyone whose sense of humor tends to make other people pause for a second.
We said what we said.
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We said what we said.
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A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.