SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear moister than an oyster
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Moister Than an Oyster Classic Hoodie
$48
Moister Than an Oyster Sweatshirt
$40
Moister Than an Oyster Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Moister Than an Oyster Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Dam It Beaver Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Sh!tty Kitty Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Shut the Fucupcakes Tote Bag
$40
Bear with Me White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A moister than an oyster shirt: weird, mildly inappropriate and best delivered with no context. Uncomfortable? Maybe. Memorable? Absolutely. “Moister Than an Oyster” is weird, mildly inappropriate, and best delivered with absolutely no context. For anyone whose sense of humor tends to make other people pause for a second.
We said what we said.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
We said what we said.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.