moister than an oyster classic hoodie
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A moister than an oyster hoodie: weird, mildly inappropriate and best delivered with no context. Uncomfortable? Maybe. Memorable? Absolutely. “Moister Than an Oyster” is weird, mildly inappropriate, and best delivered with absolutely no context. For anyone whose sense of humor tends to make other people pause for a second.
We said what we said.
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A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Moister than an oyster ✦ Please don't ask follow-ups
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