Stuffing: a team sport ✦ The turkey didn't sign up
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it ain't gonna stuff itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Classic Hoodie
$48
It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Sweatshirt
$40
It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself White Mug
$15
It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.
Zero Clucks Given Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bad Day to Be a Turkey Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Certified Gravy Goblin Tote Bag
$40
Get Basted White Mug
$15
Someone has to do it.
“It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself” features a turkey standing beside a big bowl of stuffing, looking a little too calm about the whole thing. For Thanksgiving cooks, kitchen commanders, and anyone who reads a recipe with one eyebrow raised.
Dinner's at four. Allegedly.
“It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself” features a turkey standing beside a big bowl of stuffing, looking a little too calm about the whole thing. For Thanksgiving cooks, kitchen commanders, and anyone who reads a recipe with one eyebrow raised.
Dinner's at four. Allegedly.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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