I'm Claus-trophobic Santa Sweatshirt

Mall Santa line ✦ Someone call the elves

SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.

more ways to wear i'm claus-trophobic

Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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Size	Body length (inches)	Chest width (inches)	Sleeve length (inches)
S	27	20	23 ½
M	28	21	24
L	29	23	24
XL	30	25	24
2XL	31	26 ½	24

The Design −

Three Santas. Zero personal space.

“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic sweatshirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.

Happy holidays, from over here.

The Fit +

A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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