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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Three Santas. Zero personal space.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic notebook for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic notebook for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
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