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i'm claus-trophobic classic hoodie

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Color : Khaki
Size : S

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I'm Claus-trophobic khaki hoodie
i'm claus-trophobic classic hoodie
Regular price $48
Regular price Sale price $48
Sale Sold out
Khaki / S
Mall Santa line ✦ Someone call the elves
Three Santas. Zero personal space.

“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic hoodie for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.

Happy holidays, from over here.


A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
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