i survived friday the 13th – nov 2026 t-shirt
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Friday the 13th understood the assignment. Then went for extra credit.
“I Survived Friday the 13th – Nov 2026” commemorates the day the news apparently hired a disaster-movie writer. A rocket came apart, flights were grounded, a riverboat cruise ship crashed, and multiple UFO reports joined the group chat. At some point, “what else could happen?” stopped being a question and started sounding like a dare. For anyone stuck at the gate, refreshing the headlines, or just relieved to make it to Saturday.
A very normal day. Would not recommend the sequel.
“I Survived Friday the 13th – Nov 2026” commemorates the day the news apparently hired a disaster-movie writer. A rocket came apart, flights were grounded, a riverboat cruise ship crashed, and multiple UFO reports joined the group chat. At some point, “what else could happen?” stopped being a question and started sounding like a dare. For anyone stuck at the gate, refreshing the headlines, or just relieved to make it to Saturday.
A very normal day. Would not recommend the sequel.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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