SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear head in the sand club
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Head in the Sand Club Classic Hoodie
$48

Head in the Sand Club Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Head in the Sand Club Tank Top
$29

Head in the Sand Club White Mug
$15
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

I Choose Violence Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Ew, People Tote Bag
$40

Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An ostrich sweatshirt for anyone who has looked at their responsibilities and decided they simply do not see them. Membership has its privileges. Mostly avoidance. The “Head in the Sand Club” ostrich is for anyone who has looked at their responsibilities and decided they simply do not see them. Sometimes denial isn't a problem. It's a strategy.
Can’t deal with it if you can’t see it.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Can’t deal with it if you can’t see it.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































