SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear haulin' eggs
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Tank Top
$29

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Classic Hoodie
$48

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Sweatshirt
$40

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40

Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Precious cargo. Questionable suspension.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































