SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear haulin' eggs
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Soft Cotton T‑Shirt
$22
Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Classic Hoodie
$48
Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Sweatshirt
$40
Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
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$32
Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40
Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Precious cargo. Questionable suspension.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.