SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear haulin' eggs
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Baby Onesie
$25

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Classic Hoodie
$48

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Sweatshirt
$40

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Youth T‑Shirt
$25

Hard Boiled Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40

Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Precious cargo. Questionable suspension.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
A soft, lightweight cotton onesie designed for everyday comfort, with an envelope neckline and snap closure for easy changes.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































