SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear haulin' eggs
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Classic Hoodie
$48
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Sweatshirt
$40
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
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$32
Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40
Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Precious cargo. Questionable suspension.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.