Hot date at 9 pm ✦ With my weighted blanket
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear flirting with my bedtime
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Flirting With My Bedtime Classic Hoodie
$48

Flirting With My Bedtime White Mug
$15

Flirting With My Bedtime Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Flirting With My Bedtime Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Love at First Bite Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Tender but Armed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Sweet Talk? Hard Pass. Tote Bag
$40

Love Language: Leaving Early White Mug
$15
There's chemistry. Then there's a freshly made bed.
“Flirting With My Bedtime” puts a very relatable love affair into bold retro lettering. No complicated signals, just an honest appreciation for calling it a night. For early leavers, devoted sleepers and anyone whose ideal late-night plan ends considerably earlier than advertised.
Sorry, the pillow and I have something serious.
“Flirting With My Bedtime” puts a very relatable love affair into bold retro lettering. No complicated signals, just an honest appreciation for calling it a night. For early leavers, devoted sleepers and anyone whose ideal late-night plan ends considerably earlier than advertised.
Sorry, the pillow and I have something serious.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Love, but make it funny ✦ More Valentine's Day shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











