SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear my flabbers have been gasted
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Classic Hoodie
$48

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Relaxed Crop Top
$30

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Tank Top
$29

My Flabbers Have Been Gasted White Mug
$15
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A goose sweatshirt for the moments when “I can't even” doesn't quite cover it. Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. This “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Goose shirt for big shock ✦ Honk if you can't even
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Critters with opinions ✦ Meet our funny animal shirts
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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