Goose shirt for big shock ✦ Honk if you can't even
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A goose shirt for the moments when “I can't even” doesn't quite cover it. Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. This “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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