Therapist: unavailable ✦ Bartender: on it
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotional support beer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Emotional Support Beer Classic Hoodie
$48

Emotional Support Beer White Mug
$15

Emotional Support Beer Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Emotional Support Beer Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.

Lager Than Life Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Liquid Courage Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Neat Freak Tote Bag
$40

Never Spilled Once White Mug
$15
A very unofficial designation.
“Emotional Support Beer” pairs bold navy lettering with a foaming pint icon, turning a familiar phrase into a straightforward pub joke. The simple layout keeps it easy to read and difficult to take too seriously. For beer enthusiasts, brewery regulars and friends who appreciate a little deadpan wordplay with their order.
No paperwork. Just a punchline.
“Emotional Support Beer” pairs bold navy lettering with a foaming pint icon, turning a familiar phrase into a straightforward pub joke. The simple layout keeps it easy to read and difficult to take too seriously. For beer enthusiasts, brewery regulars and friends who appreciate a little deadpan wordplay with their order.
No paperwork. Just a punchline.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Your hobby deserves a uniform ✦ See all our hobby shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































