SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy neat freak
Your favorite design, beyond this tote.

Neat Freak Classic Hoodie
$48

Neat Freak Sweatshirt
$40

Neat Freak White Mug
$15

Neat Freak Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.

Retired Beer Pong Champion Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Short and Stout Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Sláinte (Engraved) Tote Bag
$40

Tequila Mockingbird (Engraved) White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The only thing getting straightened up is my drink.
“Neat Freak” pairs an engraved-style whiskey glass with bold lettering for people who take “neat” very seriously. No ice. No mixer. No promises about the state of the kitchen. For whiskey enthusiasts, particular pourers and anyone whose standards at the bar are considerably higher than their standards around the house.
Spotless glass. Let’s not discuss the apartment.
“Neat Freak” pairs an engraved-style whiskey glass with bold lettering for people who take “neat” very seriously. No ice. No mixer. No promises about the state of the kitchen. For whiskey enthusiasts, particular pourers and anyone whose standards at the bar are considerably higher than their standards around the house.
Spotless glass. Let’s not discuss the apartment.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































