Lifts heavy, talks never ✦ Spotter? Please don't chat
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear dumbbells over dumb people
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Dumbbells Over Dumb People Classic Hoodie
$48

Dumbbells Over Dumb People Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Dumbbells Over Dumb People Tank Top
$29

Dumbbells Over Dumb People White Mug
$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

Burpees: Would Not Recommend Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
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Diddly Squat Tote Bag
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Everything Hurts White Mug
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An introvert gym sweatshirt for headphones-in lifters whose favorite kind of small talk is none. Heavy weights. Light patience. “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” is for anyone who would rather spend an hour with the iron than five minutes with nonsense. For gym regulars, introverts in headphones, and anyone whose favorite kind of small talk is none.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Sweat now, joke later ✦ More funny gym shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











