SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear dumbbells over dumb people
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Dumbbells Over Dumb People Classic Hoodie
$48
Dumbbells Over Dumb People Sweatshirt
$40
Dumbbells Over Dumb People Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Dumbbells Over Dumb People Tank Top
$29
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Diddly Squat Tote Bag
$40
Everything Hurts White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An introvert gym shirt for headphones-in lifters whose favorite kind of small talk is none. Heavy weights. Light patience. “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” is for anyone who would rather spend an hour with the iron than five minutes with nonsense. For gym regulars, introverts in headphones, and anyone whose favorite kind of small talk is none.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.