SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear dumbbells over dumb people
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Dumbbells Over Dumb People Sweatshirt
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$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An introvert gym hoodie for headphones-in lifters whose favorite kind of small talk is none. Heavy weights. Light patience. “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” is for anyone who would rather spend an hour with the iron than five minutes with nonsense. For gym regulars, introverts in headphones, and anyone whose favorite kind of small talk is none.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Rerack your weights and your opinions.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































