dear santa, i can explain tank top
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There's a perfectly good reason. Probably.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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