SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear dear santa, i can explain
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Classic Hoodie
$48

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Sweatshirt
$40

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Dear Santa, I Can Explain White Mug
$15
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Only Jolly on December 25th Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Jingle Balls Tote Bag
$40

Jolly AF White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
There's a perfectly good reason. Probably.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















