carrot cake is a vegetable tote bag
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It’s right there in the name.
“Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable” makes its case with a slice of layer cake framed by curving carrots, flowers, and greenery. It looks like a botanical illustration commissioned by someone who really wanted seconds. For Easter dessert people and anyone willing to count the frosting as dressing.
Put it next to the salad.
“Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable” makes its case with a slice of layer cake framed by curving carrots, flowers, and greenery. It looks like a botanical illustration commissioned by someone who really wanted seconds. For Easter dessert people and anyone willing to count the frosting as dressing.
Put it next to the salad.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
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