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adulthood is the worst tote bag

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Adulthood Is the Worst Tote Bag
adulthood is the worst tote bag
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Black
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An adulting tote bag for anyone over bills, work emails and deciding what's for dinner. We really spent our entire childhood wanting to grow up. What the heck were we thinking? “Adulthood Is Straight Up the Worst Hood I’ve Ever Lived In” is for anyone over bills, work emails, and deciding what’s for dinner. Again.

We’d like to speak to management about this whole adulting situation.

More sarcastic t shirts this way.


A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Designed in the USA
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in the USA
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20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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