Pick the cat. Then the fit.
Funny cat shirts for people
the cat allows to live here
Our funny cat shirts are cat t-shirts, tanks and crop tops in 30 designs about cats as they really are: chonky, feral, napping on a schedule and deeply unimpressed by you. Every design comes in four tee styles, from $22 to $40, and each shirt is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. No paw-print clip art. Just the attitude your cat already has.
Your cat, on a shirt
Funny cat shirts
for women and cat moms
A good cat mom shirt looks like her actual cat. “Chonk Cat”, in the photo, is the cat mom shirt for the proud owner of a round orange tabby. “Ew, People” is the cat lady shirt for anyone who would rather stay in with the cat, and “Should've Been Napping” says what everyone is thinking by 2 pm. For a cut made for women, every design also comes as a Relaxed crop top ($30) or a Boxy crop top ($28). See all our funny cat shirts for women.
Nine lives ✦ Zero apologies
Cat guys, assemble
Funny cat shirts for men
Cat guys exist, and they deserve funny cat shirts for men that aren't paw-print clip art. “Meowdy” is howdy, but make it cat: a tabby in a cowboy hat. “FERAL” is for the man who has stopped pretending he has it all together, and “Rock Paper Scissors” is the classic game played entirely with cat paws. More funny cat shirts for men this way.
Pick your fit
Cat t-shirts in four
styles, plus tanks
Funny cat t-shirts for men and women come four ways. The Soft Cotton tee ($22) is 100% ring-spun cotton. The Everyday tee ($24) is soft combed cotton in the most colors. The Lightweight tee ($32) is our lightest, a drapey tri-blend. The Oversized tee ($40) is heavier organic cotton with a true oversized fit. Sizes run up to 2XL, and the tank top ($29) has raw edges for warm days. Shop all cat t-shirts and cat tank tops.
Matching the cat is a family value
Cat shirts for the whole household
Most of our cat designs also come as youth and toddler tees and a baby onesie, $25 each, so the kids can match the cat mom shirt (and the cat). “Give 'Em the Ol' Razzle Dazzle”, a tabby striking a showy pose, is a good place to start. The two cheekiest designs stay in grown-up sizes. Shop all kids' cat shirts.
For your favorite cat person
More for cat people
The same cats come on a fleece cat sweatshirt or hoodie, on cat mugs for the first coffee of the day, and as totes and notebooks in our gifts for cat lovers. Need a caption for the photo of you both in matching shirts? Borrow one from our cat puns.
Why are cat shirts so popular?
Cat shirts are popular because cat people like to show it, and cats give them endless material: the naps, the stares, the knocked-over glasses. A funny cat shirt says you have a cat and a sense of humor about it. It also starts conversations with every other cat person in the room.
Are cat shirts still trendy?
Yes. Funny cat tee shirts have been a steady favorite for years, and the ones with a real joke age better than a trend print. The cat lady shirt went from punchline to point of pride a while ago. Pick a design that sounds like your cat and it never goes out of style. Your cat will still act like it invented the idea.
Where can I buy funny cat shirts?
You can buy funny cat shirts for women, men and kids right here: Birch & Bishop has 30 cat designs, each in four t-shirt styles plus a tank and two crop tops, designed in the USA and printed when you order. Marketplaces have more listings; we have the cats with opinions.
Is a cat t-shirt a good gift?
A funny cat t-shirt is a good gift when the design matches their cat, because they'll wear it and think of you (and the cat). Pick the cat that looks or acts like theirs: chonky, feral, sleepy or showy. For gifts that aren't shirts, see our gifts for cat lovers page.