Cute faces. Questionable behavior.
Funny animal shirts for every animal person
Our funny animal shirts are animal t-shirts, tanks, hoodies and mugs in 136 designs: otters, sloths, axolotls, turtles, dragons and a few creatures we can't fully explain. Tees run from $22 to $40 in adult and kids sizes, and every piece is designed in the USA and printed when you order it.
Pun intended
Animal pun shirts we refuse to apologize for
Animal pun shirts are the house specialty. “Snaxalotl”, in the photo, is an axolotl who takes snack time seriously. “Sofishticated” has standards, “Sheepish” is a little embarrassed about all of this and “Unstable” is a horse, obviously. If wordplay is your love language, there are more pun shirts where these came from.
Wild at heart ✦ Weird on purpose
Good manners, mostly
Wholesome animal shirts for kids and grown-ups
Not every animal is up to something. “Be Otterly Kind” and “Do Unto Otters” are otters with good manners, “No Rush” is a turtle on its own schedule and “Slothing It Away” is a sloth with zero plans. 100 of our animal designs come in youth and toddler t-shirts and baby onesies, so the whole family can match. More kindness shirts and kids' animal shirts this way.
They earned it
Cats, raccoons and birds have their own pages
Some animals have fan clubs big enough for their own page: cats who run the house, raccoons who run the trash cans and birds with opinions. Shop funny cat shirts, raccoon shirts, Jimothy shirts and bird shirts.
Pick your fit
Animal t-shirts in four styles, plus hoodies
“Low Speed High Vibes” is a turtle on a mushroom with nowhere to be. Like all our funny animal t-shirts, it comes four ways. The Soft Cotton tee ($22) is 100% ring-spun cotton. The Everyday tee ($24) is soft combed cotton in the most colors. The Lightweight tee ($32) is a drapey tri-blend, and the Oversized tee ($40) is heavier organic cotton with a true oversized fit. There's a tank top ($29), two crop tops, a classic hoodie ($48), a relaxed fit hoodie ($58) and a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). Shop all animal t-shirts or animal hoodies.
For your favorite animal person
Animal mugs and gifts for animal lovers
Every animal design also comes on a white mug and a colored mug (from $15), a tote bag and a hardcover notebook. That makes gifts for animal lovers easy, even for the one who already owns every animal mug in the cupboard. Browse more animal mugs and animal lover gifts.
What animals are on your shirts?
Our animal shirts feature cats, raccoons, otters, sloths, axolotls, turtles, owls, sheep, bears, foxes, fish, a squid, a horse, a unicorn and two dragons, among others. If it has attitude, it's probably here. If it doesn't, we gave it some.
Are the animal shirts OK for kids?
Most are: 100 of our 136 animal designs come in youth, toddler and baby sizes, including “Snaxalotl”, “Do Unto Otters” and “No Rush”. A few cheekier animals, like “Dam It Beaver” and “Moister Than an Oyster”, stay in adult sizes only, as funny animal shirts for adults. Even beavers have a grown-up side.
What's a good gift for an animal lover?
The best animal lover gifts have their favorite animal and a joke that sounds like them, on a shirt, hoodie, mug or tote they'll use every day. Every Birch & Bishop animal design comes on all of them, plus a hardcover notebook. Easier than adopting another pet for them.
What's the difference between funny animal shirts and animal print shirts?
Funny animal shirts have a drawing of an animal and a joke on them, while animal print shirts copy the pattern of a leopard, zebra or cheetah. Birch & Bishop makes the first kind. Our otters have opinions; our spots stay on the animals.