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wanna be my cardio? sweatshirt

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Color : Dusty Rose
Size : S

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Wanna Be My Cardio? dusty rose sweatshirt
wanna be my cardio? sweatshirt
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Dusty Rose / S
Treadmill’s been ghosted ✦ Spot me, then text me
A gym pickup line sweatshirt, delivered with impeccable manners, for anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer. Asking for a friend. The friend is me. “Wanna Be My Cardio?” is the gym pickup line nobody asked for, delivered with impeccable manners. For flirty lifters, workout buddies, and anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer.

No pressure. Respectfully.

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A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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Designed in the USA
Designed
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
Stay weird, be weird stamp
20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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