SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear wanna be my cardio?
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Wanna Be My Cardio? Classic Hoodie
$48

Wanna Be My Cardio? Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Wanna Be My Cardio? Tank Top
$29

Wanna Be My Cardio? White Mug
$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Diddly Squat Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Burpees: Would Not Recommend Tote Bag
$40

Dragon Myself to the Gym White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A gym pickup line sweatshirt, delivered with impeccable manners, for anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer. Asking for a friend. The friend is me. “Wanna Be My Cardio?” is the gym pickup line nobody asked for, delivered with impeccable manners. For flirty lifters, workout buddies, and anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































