Treadmill’s been ghosted ✦ Spot me, then text me
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear wanna be my cardio?
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Wanna Be My Cardio? Classic Hoodie
$48
Wanna Be My Cardio? Sweatshirt
$40
Wanna Be My Cardio? Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Wanna Be My Cardio? Tank Top
$29
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.
Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Diddly Squat Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Tote Bag
$40
Dragon Myself to the Gym White Mug
$15
A gym pickup line shirt, delivered with impeccable manners, for anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer. Asking for a friend. The friend is me. “Wanna Be My Cardio?” is the gym pickup line nobody asked for, delivered with impeccable manners. For flirty lifters, workout buddies, and anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.