wanna be my cardio? classic hoodie
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A gym pickup line hoodie, delivered with impeccable manners, for anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer. Asking for a friend. The friend is me. “Wanna Be My Cardio?” is the gym pickup line nobody asked for, delivered with impeccable manners. For flirty lifters, workout buddies, and anyone who has skipped the treadmill for a better offer.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
No pressure. Respectfully.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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