unavailable for nonsense sweatshirt
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Nonsense hotline: closed ✦ The toad took a message
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Please direct all nonsense elsewhere.
“Unavailable for Nonsense” pairs a beautifully unimpressed toad with a bold headline that handles the introductions. The detailed illustration gives its grumpy expression the attention it clearly does not want. For boundary setters, introverts and anyone whose patience has already been allocated to something more important today.
Please take your nonsense anywhere but here.
“Unavailable for Nonsense” pairs a beautifully unimpressed toad with a bold headline that handles the introductions. The detailed illustration gives its grumpy expression the attention it clearly does not want. For boundary setters, introverts and anyone whose patience has already been allocated to something more important today.
Please take your nonsense anywhere but here.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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