Unavailable for Nonsense Crop Top

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Size	Length (inches)	Width (inches)
XS	17 ⅜	18 ¾
S	17 ¾	19 ¾
M	18 ¼	20 ⅝
L	18 ¾	21 ⅝
XL	19 ⅛	22 ⅝

The Design −

Please direct all nonsense elsewhere.

“Unavailable for Nonsense” pairs a beautifully unimpressed toad with a bold headline that handles the introductions. The detailed illustration gives its grumpy expression the attention it clearly does not want. For boundary setters, introverts and anyone whose patience has already been allocated to something more important today.

Please take your nonsense anywhere but here.

The Fit +

A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.

Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk