Unavailable for Nonsense Funny Toad Hoodie

Nonsense hotline: closed ✦ The toad took a message

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Size	Chest width (inches)	Length (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31

The Design −

Please direct all nonsense elsewhere.

“Unavailable for Nonsense” pairs a beautifully unimpressed toad with a bold headline that handles the introductions. The detailed illustration gives its grumpy expression the attention it clearly does not want. For boundary setters, introverts and anyone whose patience has already been allocated to something more important today.

Please take your nonsense anywhere but here.

The Fit +

A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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