SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear technically green
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Technically Green Classic Hoodie
$48

Technically Green Sweatshirt
$40

Technically Green White Mug
$15

Technically Green Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

I Pinch Back Youth T‑Shirt
$25

Irish You Would Leave Me Alone Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

This Counts as Green Tote Bag
$40

Unavailable for Nonsense White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The sock counts. Case closed.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for comfortable everyday wear.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































