SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear technically green
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Technically Green Classic Hoodie
$48

Technically Green Sweatshirt
$40

Technically Green White Mug
$15

Technically Green Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Irish You Would Leave Me Alone Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

This Counts as Green Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Unavailable for Nonsense Tote Bag
$40

I Pinch Back White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The sock counts. Case closed.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































