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The trophy is somewhere. Probably.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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