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more ways to wear professional bean counter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Professional Bean Counter Classic Hoodie
$48
Professional Bean Counter Sweatshirt
$40
Professional Bean Counter White Mug
$15
Professional Bean Counter Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
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The numbers are strong. So is the coffee.
“Professional Bean Counter” features a very serious owl in spectacles, seated at an abacus with coffee beans lined up on the desk. Vintage engraved detail gives this double meaning the professional treatment. For accountants, coffee lovers and anyone whose daily figures include a suspicious number of refills.
Every bean accounted for. Eventually.
“Professional Bean Counter” features a very serious owl in spectacles, seated at an abacus with coffee beans lined up on the desk. Vintage engraved detail gives this double meaning the professional treatment. For accountants, coffee lovers and anyone whose daily figures include a suspicious number of refills.
Every bean accounted for. Eventually.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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