SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear permanently out of office
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Permanently Out of Office Classic Hoodie
$48

Permanently Out of Office Sweatshirt
$40

Permanently Out of Office White Mug
$15

Permanently Out of Office Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Worth Stealing Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Nobody Asked for This Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

The Thought That Counts Tote Bag
$40

Professional Bean Counter White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Please update your expectations accordingly.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















