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permanently out of office sweatshirt

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Color : Sky Blue
Size : S

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Permanently Out of Office sky blue sweatshirt
permanently out of office sweatshirt
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Sky Blue / S
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“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. A retirement sweatshirt for new retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.

No forwarding address. No quick calls.


A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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