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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Please update your expectations accordingly.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. For retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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