permanently out of office classic hoodie
Regular price
$48
Regular price
Sale price
$48
Unit price
per
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Compare hoodie styles
Also a retirement mug ✦ Auto-reply: forever
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear permanently out of office
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Permanently Out of Office Sweatshirt
$40
Permanently Out of Office White Mug
$15
Permanently Out of Office Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
Permanently Out of Office Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
The Thought That Counts Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Professional Bean Counter Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Regifted Tote Bag
$40
Cat in a Box White Mug
$15
Please update your expectations accordingly.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. A retirement hoodie for new retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. A retirement hoodie for new retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Gifted with zero regrets ✦ Shop all our gag gifts
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.