Tchaikovsky, but make it bird ✦ The walnut did not survive
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear nutcracker
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Nutcracker Classic Hoodie
$48
Nutcracker Sweatshirt
$40
Nutcracker White Mug
$15
Nutcracker Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Jolly AF Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Let's Get Lit (Raccoon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Tote Bag
$40
Merry‑ish White Mug
$15
Holiday tradition. Bird interpretation.
“Nutcracker” features a bird cracking a walnut in its beak, framed with holly and a candy cane. A shirt for bird lovers, backyard feeder watchers, and anyone who likes their holiday decor with a literal-minded pun.
No wooden soldiers required.
“Nutcracker” features a bird cracking a walnut in its beak, framed with holly and a candy cane. A shirt for bird lovers, backyard feeder watchers, and anyone who likes their holiday decor with a literal-minded pun.
No wooden soldiers required.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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